CAPTION COMPETITION – Win a FREE Man City Home Kit!

7 Sep

Think you’re funny? Want to win a free City home kit? Then you’ve found the right place.

Umbro have kindly sponsored this caption competition with a full City home kit – shirt, shorts and socks – and all you have to do is make me laugh. It really is that simple.

Below is a picture of manager Roberto Mancini and former captain Carlos Tévez. Think of a witty caption, post it below as a comment and whoever I judge to be the most humorous will be the recipient of this fantastic prize.

The rules are straightforward:
- You must leave a valid email address as this is how you will be contacted
- There must be no swearing. Any comments that include bad language will be removed.

The closing date for entries is 8pm on Sunday 11th September and the winner will be announced in an article published the following day.

This competition has been very kindly sponsored by Umbro. Feel free to check out their fantastic website here.

Best of luck!

110 Responses to “CAPTION COMPETITION – Win a FREE Man City Home Kit!”

  1. Tim 07/09/2011 at 7:59 pm #

    No, we are not going there again Carlos! There are more than two restaurants in Manchester!

    • Wembelly 07/09/2011 at 9:05 pm #

      Don`t look at me that way Apache boy, I know you feel it too….now kiss me dammit, kiss me!

  2. Mike Doherty 07/09/2011 at 8:00 pm #

    So remember the loser of gay chicken buys lunch at one of the two restaurants…

  3. Claire Howarth 07/09/2011 at 8:00 pm #

    She said she didn’t use any garlic !!

  4. Frank Gibbons 07/09/2011 at 8:00 pm #

    No, no listen to me. It’s pronounced ‘snood’. ‘Snooood’ not ‘snud’

  5. Andy Morris 07/09/2011 at 8:01 pm #

    Carlo, does my breath smell of garlic? Eeez important.

  6. Sandra Hampson 07/09/2011 at 8:01 pm #

    Carlos, Carlos. Why worry yourself over so few restaurants? How many times have I told you, I will cook whatever your little heart desires. Just stay. Please, for me.

  7. Nathan 07/09/2011 at 8:02 pm #

    Come on Carlos, just give Uncle Mancini a little peck and then its bed time.

  8. SiePod 07/09/2011 at 8:04 pm #

    “I said cierra tu boca, not sell you to Boca, so stop asking Carlos!!!!”

  9. Tom Brunt 07/09/2011 at 8:05 pm #

    Please… Just one last kiss

  10. Den Sla 07/09/2011 at 8:10 pm #

    Wasnt you that sent that email was it ?

  11. dean 07/09/2011 at 8:10 pm #

    carlos, just roll with the punches

    • CitizenOranje 07/09/2011 at 8:19 pm #

      Buck your ideas up sonny or I’ll put in a bid for a younger better version…..Doh!!

  12. Paulo 07/09/2011 at 8:15 pm #

    I’d like to introduce my new career…ventriloquist…and here’s my Argentinian dummy!

  13. chris lyons 07/09/2011 at 8:17 pm #

    i justa found a third restaruantty

  14. rob davidson 07/09/2011 at 8:19 pm #

    carnt we kiss and make up.just this time!

  15. Ateeb Hussain 07/09/2011 at 8:20 pm #

    Aguuuuuero! i said its Aguero i will be buying my homesick boy this summer.

  16. Matt 07/09/2011 at 8:22 pm #

    I ask you, Carlos. How can you say there are only two good restaurants in Manchester? I can show you a dozen places where the Tiramisu is to die for! Can’t you smell the truth on my lips?

  17. Paolo 07/09/2011 at 8:22 pm #

    Anymore talk of you transferring and I’ll get Gary Neville to adopt you!

  18. Niall 07/09/2011 at 8:24 pm #

    Of course you can leave Carlos… once you send that little e-mail we talked about…

  19. Chris 07/09/2011 at 8:24 pm #

    “But what happened to while the wife’s away tevez can play” ?

  20. james mack 07/09/2011 at 8:25 pm #

    Carlos, smile.
    Boss I am smiling. I’ve had botox!

  21. JonnyMCFC 07/09/2011 at 8:27 pm #

    “Watch my lips Carlos……Don’t go on Garry’s laptop again”

  22. Kevin 07/09/2011 at 8:28 pm #

    Ahh diddums Carlos, no transfer this window, give uncle roberto a little cuddle, that’ll make it all better.

  23. Ali Yousef 07/09/2011 at 8:29 pm #

    I know we have a love-hate relationship but right now i’m definitly feeling the LOVE!

  24. JonnyMCFC 07/09/2011 at 8:30 pm #

    Come here petal…your label was sticking up

  25. john 07/09/2011 at 8:32 pm #

    So carlos, we purse our lips like this, and we look like the rorshach inkblot test, no?

  26. Alex Herrity 07/09/2011 at 8:34 pm #

    Made him captain, offered him more money, granted him extended leave…and he still want’s to go…hmmmm…the Vulcan death grip it is then.

  27. Jordan 07/09/2011 at 8:36 pm #

    ehhh carlitoos please dont go. i will be your wife for you carlitos, come and give me a kiss handsome. eez possible later we will make baby, yes? gooood.

  28. Steven Holmes 07/09/2011 at 8:36 pm #

    I’m a bit worried about my Wife Carlos. They tried to get her with sleeping gas….Carlos..Wake up Carlos!!!

  29. JonnyMCFC 07/09/2011 at 8:38 pm #

    “You’re the one that I want, you are the one I want, ooooh oooh ooooooh”

  30. Ali Khalil 07/09/2011 at 8:47 pm #

    Mancini: Caarlooss, you are supposed to be proffesional! Don’t get sad because you got booed out there!

    Tevez: No Boss I’m not mad at that I’m mad that you didnt tell me that you ate Argentinian Beef and Where To get it!

  31. Darran 07/09/2011 at 8:49 pm #

    Now here’s your part of the deal cuz. Lay the secret on me of mans red fire

  32. Paul Gallagher 07/09/2011 at 8:56 pm #

    I said Blue Moon….you saw me standing alone….

  33. Aloush 07/09/2011 at 8:59 pm #

    Mancini: I don’t need you! I’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo as Back-Up!

    Tevez: Yeah and I’m in love with Manchester, will you please get out of my?

  34. Helen 07/09/2011 at 9:01 pm #

    Roberto: Give daddy some sugar. Carlos: keh

  35. Daniel 07/09/2011 at 9:02 pm #

    Boss, you’re standing on my foot!

  36. Joe Taylor 07/09/2011 at 9:04 pm #

    Hey el apache, letta me suck them lemons outta your mouth, you sour faced git. They make you look like a bulldog chewing wasps

    • Jordan 07/09/2011 at 9:12 pm #

      Hahaha. Excellent, just spat my latte everywhere hahaha

  37. max davies 07/09/2011 at 9:05 pm #

    “Mancini will you check if the clearasil has cleaned up my skin”

  38. Fraser Tyler 07/09/2011 at 9:08 pm #

    ’2 restaurants? Clearly never been to the ones on Canal Street have you Carlos. Come ‘ere, let me give you a taster!’

  39. Gary Soderlund 07/09/2011 at 9:11 pm #

    Can I borrow your lip balm, Carlos?

  40. Steve Robinson 07/09/2011 at 9:12 pm #

    Yes Carlitos, I too have a Flopy tucked in my sock, now go and sit down over there

  41. Kevin 07/09/2011 at 9:13 pm #

    You disrespect me, you disrespect the family, you keep breaking my heart like this Carlos, you’ll be losing the wrong kind of tackle. Kapeesh..

  42. Jordan 07/09/2011 at 9:15 pm #

    Only one carlitoooooo, give it to meeeeee, here’s a taste, of italyyyyyyyy

  43. shaun manley 07/09/2011 at 9:19 pm #

    tevez: what time does resteraunt number 1 open roberto?
    mancini: it opens 24/7 carlos.
    tevez: WOW, im stayin in manchester thank you manchester for great food.

  44. Ziyad 07/09/2011 at 9:20 pm #

    Mancini: I’m going to sub you now, Carlos.

    Tevez: Aww MAN! But I don’t want to sit on that warm chair after Balotelli!

  45. Panny 07/09/2011 at 9:30 pm #

    Carlos I’m sorry but I took you off to save you, please give us a kiss :-x

    Uurrgghhh boss, go and brush your teeth first your breath stinks!!!!!

  46. Neil Blinston 07/09/2011 at 9:39 pm #

    Read my lips, A-L-T-O-N T-O-W-E-R-S

  47. geoff 07/09/2011 at 9:44 pm #

    pleez awake senor mancini,this is carlo your maestro not carla your mistress…

  48. Colin Heyworth 07/09/2011 at 9:49 pm #

    I am going to put it in you!

  49. Jocco 07/09/2011 at 9:58 pm #

    Looks like being on the Down Low isn’t just for black guys anymore!

  50. Ricky Curtis 07/09/2011 at 10:01 pm #

    You bring the wine, I’ll bring the film. Is Sex and Man City OK?

  51. Craig 07/09/2011 at 10:01 pm #

    STOP! STOP! Carlos, not puckering up ere in front of a fans, later we play if I play? You NOT puckering Aguero no??

  52. sharon 07/09/2011 at 10:07 pm #

    Its over between me and you i never want to see u again

  53. Ricky 07/09/2011 at 10:10 pm #

    Celebrity Blind Date – The Outtakes

  54. Roger 07/09/2011 at 10:21 pm #

    Mama mia! Now how you say ‘gottle of geer’ in spanish?

  55. carl thorpe 07/09/2011 at 10:45 pm #

    Come give us a snog babe!

  56. Matt 07/09/2011 at 10:45 pm #

    ‘Boss, why have you left me on the bench with a man with a chicken on his head who won’t stop playing on his iPad?’

    ‘Carlos, the football is strange…’

  57. anthony carberry 07/09/2011 at 10:50 pm #

    the first kiss is allways the hardest

  58. Chris 07/09/2011 at 10:55 pm #

    My fish impression is better then yours! You just flop about on the floor.

  59. Lee Attwater 07/09/2011 at 11:32 pm #

    Carlos, the bench is that way!

  60. Rick Cummings 07/09/2011 at 11:34 pm #

    ‘When I said I wanted some fresh Argentinian meat I didn’t mean Aguero boss’

  61. darren cleere 08/09/2011 at 12:08 am #

    Come on big boy u know u want it, ive seen the way u look at me, take me

  62. shaun 08/09/2011 at 12:16 am #

    taste my sauce have i added to much garlic

  63. Danimal 08/09/2011 at 1:07 am #

    Oh Sorry, I thought you were Aguero, I was gonna kiss you

  64. Ellis 08/09/2011 at 1:33 am #

    Mancini: “Come on, Just one kiss?”
    Tevez: “What!?! Not here!, Let’s save it for the locker rooms!”

  65. Dip 08/09/2011 at 2:23 am #

    You want me to stick it where?

  66. Matty Peterlechner 08/09/2011 at 4:08 am #

    mancini: “you dont have to be closer to your family carlos, look I can kiss you like your wife can”

  67. Graham Clough 08/09/2011 at 4:25 am #

    I know your neck is cold, so is mine, but we are in Manchester.

  68. joe selby 08/09/2011 at 5:19 am #

    Come on Carlos, if we kiss maybe we’ll convince the media we like each other and that you want to stay.

  69. Eric Lowndes 08/09/2011 at 7:22 am #

    Carlos, the plan is to save you for the major competitions. The Carling Cup starts this month.

  70. Ali Mohammed 08/09/2011 at 11:15 am #

    Mancini: Caarlooss, you played rubbish out there!

    Tevez: (SNORT) Come talk to me when your breath freshens up ok?

  71. Lana 08/09/2011 at 11:16 am #

    Tevez: I HATE YOU!

    Mancini: Ahhh, That Explains Why Your Making Kissy Faces At ME Right Now!

  72. MK 08/09/2011 at 11:21 am #

    Mancini: Your breath smells like… Like….

    Tevez: Your Wive’s Lipstick?

    Mancini: That Explains why I wanted to kiss you now…

  73. Tamara 08/09/2011 at 11:25 am #

    Tevez: I’m going to Corinthians after this Rubbish match! YES!

    Mancini: Carlos, look, your a good player an’ all but nobody is going to want to buy an ungrateful nagger like you!

    Tevez: Stop Talking About Aguero!

    (ARROGANCE)

  74. Zizo 08/09/2011 at 11:29 am #

    Mancini: Dang! Your Burn on your neck looks oddly sinister right now… I am sooo not kissing that wart!

    Tevez: You know, boss, I specialize in burning peoples’ necks.

    Mancini: Umm, enjoy your trip back to Argentina! Hehe…

  75. Ayousef 08/09/2011 at 11:38 am #

    Mancini: One more game like that and I’m going to put in the reserves for the rest of your life!

    Tevez: No! You mean… Surely not…with Bellamy?! NOOOO! And That Egotistical Brat Adebayor?! I’ll never play rubbish again, boss!

  76. AY 08/09/2011 at 12:05 pm #

    Mancini: You know when I was young I played much better than you!

    Tevez: Oh Yeah?!

    Mancini: No not really…

  77. Danny Jenkins 08/09/2011 at 12:35 pm #

    Carlos- Anzhi Makhachkala have tabled a £50 million offer for you to team up with Samuel Eto ! , do you think you can talk the missus into moving to Russia ?

  78. J.H.Stracey 08/09/2011 at 1:18 pm #

    It’s ok Roberto, my wife is with me now so no snogs from now on.

  79. Jeffrey Mitchell 08/09/2011 at 1:43 pm #

    C’mon Carlos.. I took you to BOTH restaraunts in Manchester now give me a kiss!

  80. Jamie 08/09/2011 at 8:30 pm #

    That’s not what you did last night, ohhhh!!

  81. Peter Kay 08/09/2011 at 8:33 pm #

    Despite hours of training, MCFCs foreign contingent could not get to grips with the English tradition of mimicking a trim-phone

  82. Jamie 08/09/2011 at 8:34 pm #

    Remember when you said there’s no problems between us Carlos? When now it’s time to prove it, pucker up, sunshine!

    Carlos: Nooo,noo, sorry noooo. (Consuela accent, from Family Guy)

  83. Simon Wood 08/09/2011 at 8:37 pm #

    Mancini “Carlos, Mario says it was you who left floater in Gary Cooks toilet”
    Tevez “Kia told me he tried to swap me for Benjani and a packet of skittles”

  84. Clive 08/09/2011 at 8:42 pm #

    Carlos, Carlos, you have to listen, repeat after me, I love Manchester and I don’t want a transfer

  85. Doug 08/09/2011 at 8:49 pm #

    Now how do I move this dummy’s mouth. Eez important

  86. Jacko the Blue 08/09/2011 at 9:29 pm #

    Mancini: I bet Fergie never looked at you like this. ;-)

  87. Stuart Taylor's Understudy 08/09/2011 at 9:44 pm #

    “Why does everyone hate my presents? You look p*ssed off with the snood I bought and Garry seems pretty annoyed with the iPad I got for him. I am off to buy Balo, he will love me.”

  88. Blatz 08/09/2011 at 9:50 pm #

    I want to feed your fingers to the wolverines.

  89. Paolo 08/09/2011 at 10:59 pm #

    In this country, you gotta make the money first.
    Then when you get the money, you get the power.
    Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
    (Scarface.1983)

  90. Runar 09/09/2011 at 10:24 am #

    I’m sorry, did I spit you in the eye?

  91. tony standen 09/09/2011 at 5:51 pm #

    No, No, No, they not sing YOU LOON but BLUE MOOOOOON !!! how many times do I tell you ?

  92. simon edwards 09/09/2011 at 9:58 pm #

    Mancini- you looking at me punk?

    Tevez;- yeah baby!!! Kiss me one more time!! The love has returnedm

  93. Kevin 10/09/2011 at 10:14 am #

    Mancini: Whatz the matter with you hey, gotta no respect, Whatz the matter with you hey, gotta a sour face, Man City’s where it’s at, eez a nice a place.

    Tevez: arrr shut up a ya face.

  94. andrew 10/09/2011 at 10:15 am #

    Tevez: no tongues please.
    Mancini: humph

  95. Jamie 11/09/2011 at 6:21 pm #

    Jeeze Louise get some tictacs.

  96. George Cawdron 11/09/2011 at 6:30 pm #

    in drunk voice
    carl, no matter what happens between us i will always love you
    *burp* some strong vodka

  97. Gavin Iredale 11/09/2011 at 6:30 pm #

    “Er boss, thats not how we finish a Argentine tango in Fuerte Apache”

  98. Katy 11/09/2011 at 6:54 pm #

    Roberto: ‘Ok Carlos, are you ok with me now?’
    Carlos: ‘Well I don’t like how yo…
    Roberto: ‘Aaah! Am I going to have to throw some more suitcases again? Ask Mario, he’ll tell you what it’s like. Now go out and play. I’ve got my suitcase ready.’

  99. Braden 11/09/2011 at 6:56 pm #

    Roberto, we have been through this. We can’t do it! We aren’t opening Manchesters 3rd restaurant!

  100. Mark 11/09/2011 at 7:01 pm #

    I don’t care about ‘the rules’ Carlos, I’ll always let you wear a snood.

  101. Will 11/09/2011 at 7:11 pm #

    Buck your ideas up, or View From A Blue will give you give you an Adam Johnson-style kicking

  102. AndySlow 11/09/2011 at 7:43 pm #

    I know everyone keeps going on about there only being two good restaurants in Manchester but surely you like Big Mac’s?

  103. Brian D 11/09/2011 at 7:44 pm #

    You don’t have to say you Love Me, Just be close at hand.

  104. Andy 11/09/2011 at 7:49 pm #

    So, just grow a beard and we’ll forget all about the wanting to leave thing.

  105. Luke 11/09/2011 at 7:49 pm #

    Look carlos! its your turn to play darts with Mario, everyone else has!

  106. Shaun Bleasdale 18/12/2011 at 12:26 pm #

    Tevez I just wanted to say.. “I’ve had the time of my life and i’ve never felt this way before…

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