No, that was me. There’s a pic of the two of us on http://www.izzett.com/?page_id=72

Bedlamy never learned how to keep his fat argumentative gob shut!

1. When at Liverpool he took a golf club to an argument with John Arne Riise.

At Newcastle he was legendary for his foul mouthed, angry argumenative spats with anyone who wasn’t prepared to take his crappy, evil temper.

I submit the following evidence readily available on’t int’net!

2. Graeme Souness v Craig Bellamy (quote)

Souness’ troubled reign at Newcastle involved a number of bust-ups but the one that most comes to mind is his argument with serial offender Craig Bellamy.

Despite Souness probably eating smaller scraps for breakfast, Bellamy confronted the manager complaining at being played out of position.

Unfortunately, it only evolved into a war of words with Souness claiming the winger was feigning injury and Bellamy calling him a “liar”.

One £80,000 fine and loan spell later, Bellamy was sold to Blackburn Rovers.

3. Craig Bellamy v John Carver (quote)

Bellamy is someone whose mouth just can’t seem to close. In 2004, Bellamy’s argument with Newcastle assistant manager, John Carver, in the waiting room of an airport escalated to the point where the Welshman threw a chair at him.

Carver played down the incident by claiming to have caught the chair – unlikely to be thrown from a great height after all – but was probably thankful that Bellamy hadn’t packed his golf clubs for the trip.

4. Craig Bellamy v Alan Shearer (quote)

Perhaps the Gillespie incident convinced everyone’s least favourite sufferer of Napoleon Syndrome, Craig Bellamy, not to actually get physical in his argument with Big Al.

Instead, he waited until he had safely crossed the border on loan with Celtic before plucking up the courage to send Shearer some abusive text messages following Newcastle’s loss in the 2005 FA Cup Final. Shearer probably speaks for most people when he says, “It’s quite simple. He dislikes me and I despise him”.

5. Bellamy v Barton (quote)

Sportsmail can reveal that the combative pair were embroiled in a foul-mouthed row moments after the final whistle as bad blood between the two spilled into the tunnel area.

Bellamy and Barton traded explicit F-word rants as the rift threatened to erupt into something more violent.

But the pair were separated and ushered into their respective dressing rooms before the row escalated any further.

I am a Welshman, I would love a player of his skill to be someone I could respect, maybe love even, but whilst I salute him as a skillful player and appreciate his performances for City, I have no respect for him as a human being. His career was dependable for two things, he started like a king, made himself important and second season became an absolute bloody nightmare for staff and colleagues one and all.

At City he reached the stage where his fitness and argumenative temprement made him simply not worth the high maintenance. That was why he had to go but Balotelli had to stay. Balotelli is a world beater in the making, Bedlamy a has been with a bad attitude.

You choose your role models and name yourself after them boyo, and I’ll choose mine. I come from a different era so I’m happy to stick with John Charles, Colin Bell and Joe Mercer, three gentlemen.

Alph